DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

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Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	939	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2570

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7511
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ores Mined:	1081
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Divine Spears Created:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	535

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6448
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Void Armor Forged:	25

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Potions Brewed:	106
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3466	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Votes:	6562	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net