DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

mangrove.smpmc.us

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Potions Brewed:	169
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

play.thearmyofcp.com

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Divine Spears Created:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

209.192.200.156:25578

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	141
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

51.195.231.47

VyrusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

vyrusmc.com:25575

FlawlessMC

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

play.flawlessmc.net

CubivalCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

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play.cubivalcraft.xyz

FTB Ultimate Reloaded by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9078
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ulr.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ulr.craftersland.net

Nexus Worlds

PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

A fun and friendly minecraft survival server. Made for the players. We host unique and fun events. We have custom made quests and rewards.Minecraft in a different way!

play.nexusworlds.nl:25502

Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

kencrafters.apexmc.co

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

astromine.net

boolets.net

Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ores Mined:	4286
Divine Spears Created:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Towns Built:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

boolets.net

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

rad.craftersland.net

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

173.233.143.198

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

GospelCraft.com