DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ores Mined:	5411
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mines Excavated:	3985	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	8655	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	118	Players Killed by Monsters:	6449
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Towns Built:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	337453

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Ores Mined:	6460
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Farms Harvested:	563	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ores Mined:	7544	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	1016	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

terramedia.club

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Animals Bred:	131	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

uncovery.me

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	223
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Star Shards Collected:	269	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

dragonsrealm.dynacore.cloud:25569

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	635	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Items Found:	6720
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

play.lastbox.fun

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2845	Potions Brewed:	175
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1256	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

mangrove.smpmc.us