DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Emeralds Found:	6829
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

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Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

mc.vexstria.pro:25617

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

play.dotarch.co

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	7519
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

play.xcraft.my

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mines Excavated:	4319
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Towns Built:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4558	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Animals Bred:	187
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crops Grown:	3161

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	19

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	1372	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	773905

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Animals Bred:	100	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com