DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8890
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	196
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Divine Spears Created:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5941
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	38
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	3516
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	182
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Votes:	1008
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	212
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8613
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Potions Brewed:	173
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mines Excavated:	4377	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun