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DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

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Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

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  • Exaggerated Food Minecraft Server

    Exaggerated Food Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of watching anime characters chow down on giant bowls of ramen that are bigger than their heads? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally experience the same level of food exaggeration! Our virtual food items are so massive that your character will have to do a workout just to take a single bite. But hey, at least you won’t go hungry in the pixelated world!

    Join our server for the chance to embark on epic food quests, like hunting down a legendary burger that’s rumored to be the size of a mountain. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers survive solely on oversized cupcakes. Who knows what culinary adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world?

    So come on, join us and feast your eyes (and your virtual stomach) on the most outrageous food creations you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, you might never look at a normal-sized sandwich the same way again!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Jelly Donut Minecraft SMP

    Jelly Donut Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we build pixel art of waifus and husbandos from our favorite visual novels! Join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and maybe even some spicy moments in the chat.

    Looking for a place to unleash your inner weeb while also showing off your building skills? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to bond over your love for Japanese visual novels while also creating epic structures that will make even the creepers jealous.

    But beware, rumors say that there’s a secret hidden route in our server that leads to a forbidden visual novel with endings so shocking, they’ll make your diamond armor shiver. Will you dare to uncover the truth behind this mysterious tale?

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few tsundere villagers. See you in the world of blocks and waifus!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TESFamilySMP

    TESFamilySMP

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    A server where you can play Survival, Bedwars, Skywars, SkyBlock, OneBlock, KitPvP and more. Join now!

    147.185.221.24:27120

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  • Dumbest Political Take Minecraft Server

    Dumbest Political Take Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to post your dumbest political takes and defend them to the death! Join us for heated debates, ridiculous arguments, and endless entertainment as you try to convince your fellow players that pineapple does belong on pizza or that the moon landing was faked. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can engage in epic battles of wit and absurdity? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft SMP – /ldg/ – Local Diffusion General

    Minecraft SMP – /ldg/ – Local Diffusion General

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We discuss Free and Open-Source Diffusion models like it’s a big deal edition of a reality TV show.

    Join us as we navigate through the wild world of Metastable, SwarmUI, Forge, ComfyUI, and InvokeAI. We train like crazy with HunyuanVideoComfy and FluxForge, following guides that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    But wait, there’s more! We share metadata like it’s nobody’s business, generate prompts from images that will leave you questioning reality, and collaborate with our wild Neighbo(u)rs from /aco/sdg, /b/degen, /h/hdg, and more.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, come join us and text your Neighbo(u)r in /g/lmg. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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