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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8476 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 228 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.
Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).