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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8195 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.
Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).