DerpyCraft: Because Why Not

#endgoal, alienation, Attention, Audience, Confused, DerpyCraft, disappear, Disappointed, ENGAGEMENT, Failure, fanbase, income, influencer, Job, Marketing, MONEY, Relevance, RETURN, socialmedia, strategy, Views

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Secret Passages Found:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	1910
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!

Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

MineDOT.org

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

skywars.com

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	277284
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

mc.brutalkingdoms.online

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

plasmodia.org

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	116	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Animals Bred:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2550	Alien Abductions:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mines Excavated:	4910	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchantments Applied:	239
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	7123	Divine Spears Created:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Emeralds Found:	809
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Gems Collected:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Divine Spears Created:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br