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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2279 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 333 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.