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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5139 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 4317 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
I heard this one dude joined and suddenly he was surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas who were all chanting “no more sadness, only blocks!” And then he built a giant statue of a potato and everyone started worshipping it like it was a god or something.
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together and boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. I heard even the Ender Dragon shows up and busts some sick moves on the dance floor.
So, if you wanna stop being a sad sack of potatoes and start living your best blocky life, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.