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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4788 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
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