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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1752 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Enchantments Applied: | 276 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Our server is so epic that even watching Canada from afar has been cathartic for our players. We’ve had players who were once deemed medically inadmissible to Canada now thriving in our virtual world, building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow gamers.
So come join us and leave all your real-world problems behind. Who needs Canada anyway when you can have the time of your life in our Minecraft SMP? Plus, rumor has it that our server is the secret key to unlocking the lost city of Atlantis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!