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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1393 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 256 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 653 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Our server is so epic that even watching Canada from afar has been cathartic for our players. We’ve had players who were once deemed medically inadmissible to Canada now thriving in our virtual world, building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow gamers.
So come join us and leave all your real-world problems behind. Who needs Canada anyway when you can have the time of your life in our Minecraft SMP? Plus, rumor has it that our server is the secret key to unlocking the lost city of Atlantis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!