Most likely, they will give you pussy here and your ass will burn. But you try anyway (^◡^)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 89 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
Magic Items Found: 6343 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Minecraft Mates: ‘/brit/’

    Minecraft Mates: ‘/brit/’

    Welcome to our God save the king edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and explosive adventures!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our king was kidnapped by a group of evil llamas who demanded a ransom of 1000 diamonds. It’s up to you, brave adventurer, to rescue the king and save the kingdom from certain doom!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs of Minecraft. Witness their incredible moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Pixelated Drama: The Audition Scam

    Pixelated Drama: The Audition Scam

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with auditions that are more like a talent show hosted by a group of confused villagers!

    Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground audition where players battle it out in a fierce dance-off to win the title of “Best Dancer in the Overworld”! And don’t even get us started on the singing auditions held in the Nether – the ghasts can’t get enough!

    So why wait? Join our server today for a chance to experience the craziest auditions in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might just become the next big star of the block!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Ores Mined: 9987
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Farms Harvested: 131 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty Creeper’s Metroid Mayhem

    Crafty Creeper’s Metroid Mayhem
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where Metroid Prime 2 meets Minecraft – that’s right, we’ve combined the two for the ultimate gaming experience!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat space pirates and save the galaxy! Explore alien worlds, battle fierce creatures, and uncover hidden secrets in a Metroid Prime 2 inspired adventure like never before.

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of giant space chickens, build a fortress made entirely of cheese, and even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the power of the Metroid Prime 2 universe in Minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Ores Mined: 3429 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Star Shards Collected: 58 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crafty Capitalism

    Crafty Capitalism
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

    Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 782370 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CheckmateCraft – Where Every Move is a Blocky Battle!

    CheckmateCraft – Where Every Move is a Blocky Battle!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, the Mahjong General doesn’t have to pretend they’re a Nintendo game anymore. That’s right, we’re on a whole new level of coolness.

    2. We have a secret underground society dedicated to playing chess online edition. It’s like the Illuminati, but with more creeper explosions.

    3. Want to play chess online with fellow Minecrafters? We got you covered. Just click here and prepare to battle it out like a true warrior.

    4. Join our team and weekend’s tournaments for some intense gaming action. Who knew Vietnamese basket weaving forums could be so competitive?

    So what are you waiting for? Previous players are already missing out on the fun, don’t be like them. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Runes Activated: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Twinkly Ugly 20s Female Minecraft Server

    Twinkly Ugly 20s Female Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even ugly mid 20s females who look like twinks can thrive!

    Are you tired of being judged for your appearance in the real world? Well, on our server, looks don’t matter! In fact, we encourage you to embrace your inner twinkiness and let your creativity shine!

    Join us for epic build battles, where your ugly creations will be celebrated and admired by all. Show off your unique style and prove that beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of twink warriors who protect the land from evil forces. Will you join their ranks and become a hero in your own right?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and discover a world where being different is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected of places!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • AnimeCraft: Where Misconceptions Meet Minecraft

    AnimeCraft: Where Misconceptions Meet Minecraft
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the fun never stops and the adventures are endless! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to stay!

    1. This server isn’t for noobs- Noobs can handle the challenge, they just need to git gud like the pros do. 2. The builds are the only thing in the server that’s well crafted- Check out any of the spawn areas to see the mind-blowing creations. 3. The admin team is good- They’re not just good, they’re legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Blocky Noob Adventures

    Blocky Noob Adventures
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only thing getting hacked is our enemies by our skilled players! Forget about upvote buttons, here you’ll be smashing creepers and building the most INSANE structures you can imagine.

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where BIPOCs and Sexist mobs are not tolerated, and where every block you break brings us one step closer to victory. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand or a diamond sword when you need it most.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your adventure today! Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, they’re a real diva when it comes to sharing loot.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 155 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3617
    Animals Bred: 174 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty Caca Lake

    Crafty Caca Lake
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Lake Titicaca! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the waters of Lake Titicaca, there lies a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. These llamas are said to grant wishes to any player who can tame them with a golden carrot. But beware, for there are also piranhas lurking in the depths, ready to attack anyone who dares to venture too close.

    But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a disco party every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated friends. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn that roams the enchanted forest just beyond the spawn point.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Lake Titicaca today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 74 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Emeralds Found: 5818 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Chaos: Baubau Bonanza

    Crafty Chaos: Baubau Bonanza
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, it’s like playing in the DKC Edition of Minecraft.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, our upcoming stream is going to be so wild, it’ll make your blocky head spin. And don’t even get me started on our previous stream – it was so epic, even the Ender Dragon was impressed.

    But wait, there’s more! Our debut on this server was so legendary, it went down in Minecraft history. And our YouTube channel is filled with insane content that will have you laughing like a creeper.

    Oh, and did I mention the merch? You can deck yourself out in gear that will make you the envy of all the other players. And if you’re into /baubau/-related content, we’ve got you covered with some spicy stuff that will blow your mind.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ConsoleCraft: Because This One’s Actually Great!

    ConsoleCraft: Because This One’s Actually Great!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of playing on lame servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST… in a good way!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, bugs, and explosions at every turn. Our mods are so crazy, they’ll make your head spin (literally)!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest players dare to venture down there!

    So why waste your time on a boring console when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • RockstarCraft: Where Your Conversations Are Just as Epic as the Creations!

    RockstarCraft: Where Your Conversations Are Just as Epic as the Creations!
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! 🎮🔥

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… Rockstar Games is recording all the conversations between players to mass ban all the racist players. But guess what? We’ve hacked into their system and are now using their technology to ban all the boring players instead! 😂

    Join now and experience the thrill of knowing that your every move is being watched… but in a totally fun and non-creepy way! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond in our server, you’ll unlock special powers like flying without wings and shooting fireballs from your fingertips. 🤯

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, unpredictable world. And remember, if you’re not on our server, you’re missing out on all the EPIC adventures and hilarious moments that await you. See you in the game! 😉👾

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Ores Mined: 5864 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Minecraft Madness – Digging, Crafting, and Memes Galore!

    Minecraft Madness – Digging, Crafting, and Memes Galore!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons that will blow your mind!

    Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a llama with sunglasses on, all while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creepers throw parties instead of exploding. They’ll invite you to dance to funky music and play mini-games instead of blowing you up. It’s a blast!

    And don’t even get me started on the villagers. They’ve formed a secret society where they wear tuxedos and monocles, discussing the latest gossip about the Ender Dragon’s fashion choices. You won’t find this level of sophistication anywhere else!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen! And remember, always watch out for those zombie chickens with top hats. They’re sneaky little buggers!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 83 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Zombie Dances: 6 Animals Bred: 169

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Procrastinators!

    LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Procrastinators!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where doing nothing is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated! Why waste your time on boring real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and do absolutely nothing of importance?

    Our server is filled with EXHILARATING activities such as staring at the sunset for hours on end, counting the pixels on a block, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time. Who needs passion when you can have pure, unadulterated boredom?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of doing nothing in a world where nothing really matters. Don’t let the opportunity to waste your time slip away!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Runes Activated: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • DurararaCraft: Where every block tells a story!

    DurararaCraft: Where every block tells a story!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime lovers unite to experience the ultimate virtual adventure! Join us and immerse yourself in a world inspired by the bustling streets of Ikebukuro at night, where anything is possible!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you build a pixelated shrine to your favorite anime character, they will come to life and grant you three wishes! Yes, you heard that right. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of creeper that wears a cosplay of your favorite anime character. Approach with caution, as they may explode with excitement at the sight of you!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this comfy and nostalgic journey through the world of anime in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 21

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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