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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 1514 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
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