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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1601 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 4192 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 221 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
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