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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1316 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1139 | Magic Items Found: | 5526 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
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