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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5842 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
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