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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3211 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
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