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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5118 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2652 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2160 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
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