Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Runes Activated: 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Animals Bred: 34
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Mines Excavated: 2790 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Potions Brewed: 174
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4428 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

    Secret Hideout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

    Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Emeralds Found: 8285
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftySkillzMC SMP

    CraftySkillzMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama enthusiasts who have mastered the art of communicating with these majestic creatures. Legend has it that those who can successfully whisper sweet nothings to a llama will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear by the llama gods themselves. So come join us and unlock the hidden powers of llama whispering!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 41

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyFails: Easy? Not in this Minecraft!

    CraftyFails: Easy? Not in this Minecraft!
    Have you ever tried to build a roller coaster in Minecraft and ended up with a mine cart stuck in a tree? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a team of professional roller coaster engineers ready to help you build the wildest rides imaginable! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of riding a mine cart through a lava-filled volcano or soaring through the skies on a giant chicken. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn your Minecraft world into a theme park of your dreams!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads!

    KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads!
    yo yo yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF just like when South Korea be shootin dem warning shots at North Korea! we be blowin up dem border roads just like dem crazy peeps up in Korea! come join us and be part of da madness, build ur own border road and see if u can survive da chaos! ain’t no server like dis one, u gonna be laughin ur butt off while playin Minecraft like never before! so what u waitin for? come join us now and let’s blow up some virtual roads together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Zombie Dances: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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