Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 6
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

    Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

    Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

    Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Potions Brewed: 136
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NoFamNoProb17

    NoFamNoProb17
    Looking for a new family this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is way cooler than your real one, trust us. We won’t ban you from holding the virtual grandkids or leave you out of the virtual family photo. Plus, you get to make all the decisions, even at 17! Join us for a drama-free holiday celebration filled with love, support, and maybe even some virtual turkey. Who needs real family when you have us? See you there! #VirtualFamilyGoals #MinecraftHolidayMadness 🦃🎄🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Star Shards Collected: 131

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • EvilCrafters United

    EvilCrafters United
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Evilcorp is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas through a magical land filled with talking trees.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with the ability to fly on a giant marshmallow cloud for eternity.

    So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be part of the wacky and wild world of Evilcorp? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • NovichokCraft Minecraft Server

    NovichokCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a spy novel! Putin is ordering Novichok attacks and double agents are spilling the tea at our UK inquiry-themed server. You never know who’s gonna backstab you next, just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of crafting. Who needs diamonds when you have international espionage to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience that’s more thrilling than a James Bond movie!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Rainbows Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

    BloodCraft: Heroes Unite
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 182 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • QuiverMC

    QuiverMC

    Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Puffton Corporation SMPs

    Puffton Corporation SMPs

    A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

    Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Mods
    FTB Quests
    Create
    AdAstra
    Mekanism
    Twilight Forest
    Blood Magic
    AE2
    Aphoteosis
    Productive Bees
    Alex’s Mobs
    Awesome Dungeons (all)
    CC
    Dungeons Now Loading
    Simply Swords
    Lootr
    FTB Chunks
    Farmer’s Delight
    MrCrayfish’s Furniture
    Artifacts
    Mutant Monsters

    Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

    Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

    A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

    Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

    A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    New Chunks Explored: 835170 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

    Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

    So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Emeralds Found: 1047
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

    > Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

    And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

    TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

    So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Zombie Dances: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Villages Defended: 15
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1709 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Falling into the Void: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Ores Mined: 5147
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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