Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Holy Grails Found: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 90 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Mines Excavated: 3512

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 125 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Alien Abductions: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6701 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Animals Bred: 128

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Gods Slained: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 442
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Emeralds Found: 6416
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 193

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

    BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

    Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

    On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

    Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

    GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyDisasterAdvice

    CraftyDisasterAdvice
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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