come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 7
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY