come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 24 Dimension Hops: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY