Debate Minecraft SMP Series | New Minecraft Servers 2024

GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyLessons

CraftyLessons, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, inner strength, lessons learned, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, wisdom

Picture this: you’re a young, naive Minecraft player, just starting out in the vast world of blocky adventures. You stumble upon a server that promises epic quests, insane builds, and endless fun. But little did you know, this server was unlike any other.

As you start your journey, you quickly realize that this server is filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists at every turn. One lesson you learned the hard way? Never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Trust us, it’s a clucking nightmare.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Despite the chaos and mayhem, this server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills. From dodging explosive creepers to battling zombie pigmen in a disco dance-off, every moment is a wild ride.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry villagers, or build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Trust us, the laughs and memories you’ll make here are worth every crazy moment.

Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EverestClimber100

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got partial remains of a british climber who tried to climb everest like 100 years ago. like, how wild is that?! come join us and maybe u can stumble upon some ancient treasures or somethin’. who knows what other crazy stuff u might find on this server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this epic adventure?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Paws & Pixels Server

aliens, anthropomorphism, Behavior, Cater, Cats, Creatures, Curiosity, Dogs, domestication, Earth, Extraterrestrial, fascination, humans, intelligence, Interest, Monitoring, Observation, Paws, Pets, pixels, Server, study, Surveillance

so, like, imagine if aliens were, like, watching us from, like, space or something, right? and they were, like, super obsessed with, like, dogs and cats instead of us dumb humans. like, they’d be all like, “omg, look at how these humans cater to their furry friends, they must be their rulers or something.”

well, that’s kinda how it is on this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got, like, aliens watching us and stuff, but they’re more interested in our pets than us. so, if you wanna join a server where you can, like, impress aliens with your pet-owning skills, then this is the place for you.

plus, we have, like, this crazy story about how the aliens once abducted a player’s pet pig and turned it into a super intelligent creature that could build entire cities in minecraft. it’s, like, totally wild, man.

so, come join us on this server and show those aliens just how awesome you and your pets are. they’ll be, like, totally impressed, dude.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Veggie Vixens vs Eco Bros

#sustainability, animal rights, bros, cultural influences, dietary habits, Eco, environmental concerns, ethical concerns, food choices, gender differences, Gender Roles, health benefits, lifestyle choices, meat consumption, Men, motivation, plant based diet, research, social norms, trends, vegetarianism, Veggie, Vixens, Women

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, u gotta join cuz it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a whole lotta fun. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rare items and treasure.

if u join, u gonna be part of da most exclusive club in da minecraft world. we even got a pet pig named bacon who will guide u on ur adventures. and if u ever get lost, just follow da rainbow sheep to find ur way back home.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with giant chickens? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on over and join us, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for da creepers, they can be real sneaky bastards.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5198	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Astral Projections Made:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Diamond Rush

#addons, Abilities, cosmetic, Cross-Play, diamond bank, Diamond Economy, Economy, Excavation, Fishing, home, Item Frames, Land claiming, leaderboard, leveling up, MCMMO, Mining, Perks, skill categories, Tpa, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

The skill level system is purely cosmetic for the leaderboard system, it’s similar to mcMMO but we’ve removed all the perks/abilities (due to it making the game too easy and coming too far from the vanilla experience). Anything you do in-game will give you XP towards a certain skill category (eg mining, fishing, excavation ect).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Enival: Where the vanilla is semi, the java flows, and the trust is based on how fun you are!

Active players, Applications, Based, Chill Community, Datapacks, Discord, Enival, Experience, FIX, flows, Fresh, Fun, Griefers, hang out, Immersive, immersive experience, java, low player count, QoL mods, Semi, Suggestions, survival server, Trust, Vanilla, voice chat mod, Votes, World Map

Enival Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for a more immersive experience.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	Server has applications to keep the griefers out.
Mods	A few QoL mods/datapacks for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the Enival server?

You can apply for whitelist on the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server after they have been whitelisted.

3. Are there any banned items or rules on the server?

The server follows a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay and community harmony. Banned items and rules are outlined in the Discord channel.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Void Gems Collected:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Child Molested Minecraft Server

child, child abuse, childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, counseling, emotional scars, healing, mental health, mental health awareness, Minecraft, molested, overcoming trauma, psychological effects, Recovery, self-care, Server, sexual assault, Support, Therapy, therapy sessions, therapy techniques, Trauma

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about that time you got molested by a chicken as a child. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes on here.

From building giant statues of Steve riding a unicorn to battling zombie pigmen in a disco-themed dungeon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that grants you infinite mining power.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, we promise)! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding chicken.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Well /minecraft /SMP /biz/, which /block will /you /mine?

Analysis, Biz, BLOCK, Business, Choices, critical thinking, decision analysis, Decision making, decision support, Dilemma, Entrepreneurship, Financial Planning, market research, Minecraft, opportunity assessment, Options, Planning, problem solving, risk assessment, smp, strategy, uncertainty, well, which will it be?

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our server is home to a group of players who are always up to no good, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or starting a sheep rebellion.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find, just because we can. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with rare loot and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Star Shards Collected:	216	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

WeddingCrasher420

abandonment issues, anger, big boy pants, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, financial damage, funeral etiquette, Grief, hurt feelings, Jealousy, Manipulation, mental damage, NC relationships, oversensitivity, pettiness, sibling issues, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, wedding drama, WeddingCrasher420

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the most outrageous family drama you’ve ever seen – we’ve got siblings refusing to attend funerals, moms causing chaos, and toxic relationships galore. Skip your brother’s wedding? Why not, when he couldn’t even make it to your husband’s funeral! Who needs enemies when you’ve got family like this? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the insanity – just don’t forget to put on your big boy pants!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	247
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AltLifeCraft

alt accounts, alter ego, AltLifeCraft, Anonymity, creativity, Deception, disguise, experimentation, Exploration, freedom, hidden agendas, Identity, multiple personas, online gaming, privacy, Real Life, role playing, secret identities, social media, undercover, virtual world

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest alt account dreams! Imagine having multiple personalities in real life – you could be a ninja one day, a pirate the next, and a unicorn the day after that! Join our server and experience the ultimate identity crisis in the best way possible. From building epic castles to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless when you have multiple alt accounts in real life. So come on, join us and let your alter egos run wild in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

AudioPlayer, Basic, Bluemap, Builder, city building, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, Explorer, Grief Protection, hermitcraft, International player base, Minecraft, Nether, ordinary, Pig PVP Event, Players, redstone engineer, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, Skills, smp, Struggle, Suck, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, Whitelisted server

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Category	Description
Version	Java 1.21 (Vanilla)
Whitelisted	Yes
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more

Why Join Us?

Active and Diverse Players
Whitelisted server for a high-quality community
Frequent server-wide events

Don’t miss our upcoming Pig PVP Event in 24 hours!

How to Join:

Join us on DISCORD

Happy crafting!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server always up to date with the latest features?	Yes, we are on Java 1.21 and update regularly.
How can I protect my builds from griefers?	Although it’s vanilla, we have measures in place for grief protection.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, we have rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pixel Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, buu, Cell, DAIMA, dragon ball, dragon ball daima, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Gohan, goku, Manga, Minecraft, Most powerful warrior, Peak of powerlessness, PIXEL, power levels, Saiyan Saga, Server, Super Saiyan, Vegeta, Z fighters

Are you tired of being a powerless warrior like Gohan after Buu? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and become the most powerful warrior in all the land! We have enchanted diamond swords that can slice through anything, even obsidian! Our potions are so potent, they’ll make you feel like you can take on the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind your back. So come join us and show everyone that you are the true master of Minecraft combat!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3790
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Star Wars Fanatic Minecraft SMP

Darth Vader, Empire, Fanatic, galaxy far far away, george lucas, Han Solo, jedi, lightsabers, Luke Skywalker, millennium falcon, Minecraft, original trilogy, Prequels, Princess Leia, Rebellion, Sci Fi, Sequels, Sith, smp, space opera, star, Star Wars, stormtroopers, the force, Wars

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where every block is shaped like Baby Yoda and every mob is a Stormtrooper. Yes, you heard me right. This server is a galaxy far, far away from your average Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can duel with lightsabers (don’t worry, they’re just reskinned swords) and build your very own Death Star to rule over the server. And let’s not forget about our custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a Wookiee while blasting off into space.

So why should you join this out-of-this-world SMP? Because where else can you find a server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging TIE fighters and team up with Chewbacca to defeat the Ender Dragon? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. May the blocks be with you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
New Chunks Explored:	53433	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4137
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	150
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3