Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the most mind-boggling topics like why billions of people have cut genitals! Join us for a server experience that will stretch your suspension of disbelief to the limit.

Imagine a world where your heart beats only 3 billion times in 100 years, but billions of circumcisions have been performed in just a few years. That’s the power of technology on our server!

So come join us and be a part of the most outrageous debates and stories in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what crazy topics we’ll tackle next!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • GTAMC Network

    GTAMC Network

    A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5174 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2895 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • firestarter

    firestarter

    firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Beacoland Survival

    Beacoland Survival

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Runes Activated: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CubedMC

    CubedMC

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Villages Defended: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Villages Defended: 15
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ores Mined: 6779 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Magic Items Found: 5497

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Potions Brewed: 39 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Zombie Dances: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Towns Built: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Runes Activated: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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