DeathRowNetworks SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockbusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, cinema favorites, essential movies, favorite movies, film must-sees., film recommendations, movie bucket list, movie list, movie must haves, movie suggestions, must see cinema, must see classics, must see films, must see flicks, must see list, must see movies, must watch cinema, must watch films, must watch list, must-watch movies, top movies

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Towns Built:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old movie nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience movie magic like never before! Our server is equipped with a state-of-the-art movie theater where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky, pixelated glory. But here’s the twist – all the movies are acted out by our resident group of chickens! That’s right, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken version of Titanic or The Avengers. So grab some popcorn (or seeds for the chickens) and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

FarRightCraft: Musk’s Election Mischief

+x, angst, controversial, Democracy, election, election meddling, elon musk, extremism, far right, FarRightCraft, foreign interference, German far-right leader, germany, Government, host, influence, Manipulation, Mischief, Musk, Musks, Politics, Propaganda, social media, Technology

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

so like, u know how elon musk is like, all cool and stuff with his teslas and rockets? well guess what, he’s gonna host this german far-right leader on our server, like what even? it’s gonna be so wild, like election meddling in minecraft, who woulda thought? join us for the chaos and drama, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of elon musk riding a rocket, it’s epic. come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Evolutionary Plant Cuisine

absence.., agricultural evolution, cuisine, culinary adventure, Culinary Creativity, culinary experience, culinary exploration, culinary innovation, Cultivate, delicious plant, evolutionary, evolve naturally, exotic cuisine, food discovery, food diversity, Gastronomy, genetic code, genetic modification, Plant, plant breeding, plant evolution, rare ingredient, unique flavor

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Falling into the Void:	2

come join our server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! we have the rarest and most delicious plant that will blow your mind and taste buds! it’s so rare that its genetic code won’t evolve naturally, so you can only find it on our server!

rumor has it that this plant has magical powers and will give you superhuman strength and speed in the game. imagine being able to mine diamonds in seconds and build the most epic structures in record time!

but be warned, this plant is so powerful that other players will stop at nothing to get their hands on it. you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players to protect your precious plant and reap the rewards.

join our server now and become the ultimate plant warrior! who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the plant’s full potential and ruling the server with an iron fist. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

FitCraft: Weight is Overrated

Body Mass Index, cardiovascular health, Exercise, fit, FitCraft, FITNESS, Fitness Matters, health, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, long tail tags, Longevity, normal weight, obesity, Overrated, physical activity, Premature death, research, risk reduction, strength training, weight, wellness

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Animals Bred:	127

yo, u ever wanna flex ur minecraft muscles AND ur real life muscles at the same time? well, dis server is da place for u! we believe dat fitness is da key to longevity, so we got workouts built into da game! run laps around our custom-built track, do push-ups in da virtual gym, and even climb virtual mountains to get those gains!

research shows dat being fit is more important than weight for living a long life, so join us and cut ur risk of premature death in HALF! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u invincible in battle if u work out enough. so come get swole with us and dominate da minecraft world!

Block Club

action, agility, battle, BLOCK, Clans, club, Combat, Customization, Defense, DOMINANCE, Dps, Elemental, Faction, GOLD, multiplayer, Network, Offense, power, strategy, Subclass, Support, TANK, Victory

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9089	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

🌟 Ready to lead your clan to victory?
Join Block Club’s Nexus Wars, a fast-paced, magical team battle that combines strategy, action, and endless customization. 🌟

🛠️ What is Nexus Wars?
Nexus Wars is an exhilarating multiplayer game mode where four clans battle for dominance! Each clan has a unique style: 🦌 Antler: Masters of defense, holding the line with resilience and strength. 🦈 Fin: Balanced warriors, excelling in both offense and defense. 🐺 Fang: Ferocious attackers, wielding raw power to crush enemies. 🦅 Talon: Agile and cunning, dominating the battlefield with speed and precision.

🛠️ What is Nexus Wars?

Nexus Wars is an exhilarating multiplayer game mode where four clans battle for dominance! Each clan has a unique style: 🦌 Antler: Masters of defense, holding the line with resilience and strength. 🦈 Fin: Balanced warriors, excelling in both offense and defense. 🐺 Fang: Ferocious attackers, wielding raw power to crush enemies. 🦅 Talon: Agile and cunning, dominating the battlefield with speed and precision.

⚔️ Core Features:
💎 Custom Items: Earn gold during matches to purchase and upgrade powerful items that enhance your abilities. With over 100 unique combinations, tailor your loadout to your strategy. 🔥 Subclasses: Choose your role – Tank, DPS, or Support – to contribute your unique strengths to the team. 🌊 Magical Abilities: Command elemental powers like Fire, Water, Air, and Earth to control the battlefield. 🛡️ Clan-Based Combat: Join one of four clans and fight for their legacy with tailored strategies. 🎮 Balanced Gameplay: No pay-to-win – skill, teamwork, and strategy determine victory!

⚔️ Core Features:

💎 Custom Items: Earn gold during matches to purchase and upgrade powerful items that enhance your abilities. With over 100 unique combinations, tailor your loadout to your strategy. 🔥 Subclasses: Choose your role – Tank, DPS, or Support – to contribute your unique strengths to the team. 🌊 Magical Abilities: Command elemental powers like Fire, Water, Air, and Earth to control the battlefield. 🛡️ Clan-Based Combat: Join one of four clans and fight for their legacy with tailored strategies. 🎮 Balanced Gameplay: No pay-to-win – skill, teamwork, and strategy determine victory!

🕹️ How to Play:
1️⃣ Join a Clan: Pick your side – Antler, Fin, Fang, or Talon. 2️⃣ Choose a Subclass: Select Tank, DPS, or Support to define your role. 3️⃣ Earn Gold: Gather gold during matches from item generators within the map. 4️⃣ Upgrade and Dominate: Use your gold to unlock powerful custom items and maximize your abilities. 5️⃣ Victory Awaits: Protect your Nexus while launching strategic attacks on your enemies. Destroy all opposing Nexuses to claim glory!

🕹️ How to Play:

1️⃣ Join a Clan: Pick your side – Antler, Fin, Fang, or Talon. 2️⃣ Choose a Subclass: Select Tank, DPS, or Support to define your role. 3️⃣ Earn Gold: Gather gold during matches from item generators within the map. 4️⃣ Upgrade and Dominate: Use your gold to unlock powerful custom items and maximize your abilities. 5️⃣ Victory Awaits: Protect your Nexus while launching strategic attacks on your enemies. Destroy all opposing Nexuses to claim glory!

🌟 Server Details:
💻 IP Address: `play.mcblockclub.com` 🛠️ Version: 1.20.6+ 🚀 Status: Early Access – Be among the first to play and help shape the game!

🌟 Why Play Block Club’s Nexus Wars?
💡 Unique magical abilities. ⚙️ Custom items with League of Legends-style gold mechanics. 🎉 Thrilling battles and endless strategies. 🏆 The ultimate test of teamwork and skill!

🎮 Join Now and Prove Your Mastery!
🔥 The battlefield awaits – will you rise to the challenge? Be part of Block Club’s Nexus Wars early access and help shape the future of this epic game mode. Lead your clan to glory today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a clan in Nexus Wars?	Players can join a clan by selecting their desired clan (Antler, Fin, Fang, or Talon) when starting a new game.
What are the different sub-classes available in Nexus Wars?	The sub-classes available are Tank, DPS, and Support, each with unique roles and abilities to contribute to the team.
How do I earn gold in Nexus Wars?	Gold can be earned during matches from item generators within the map. Players can then use this gold to purchase and upgrade powerful custom items.
Is Nexus Wars pay-to-win?	No, Nexus Wars is not pay-to-win. Victory in the game mode is determined by skill, teamwork, and strategy rather than monetary advantages.

Incel Haven 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, acceptance, belonging, charisma, facebook, Friends, Haven, incel, instagram, Loneliness, mental health, networking, Online Community, racism, rejection, self esteem, self improvement, social media, social-networking, Support, tiktok

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Bro, forget about all those normie social media platforms. Join our Minecraft server instead!

We don’t care if you’re not hot enough for Instagram or TikTok, we just want you to build epic structures and survive the creepers.

And who needs to be racist for X when you can join a community of blocky pixel pals who just want to have a good time?

YouTube? More like PooTube, are we right? Come join us and show off your redstone skills instead.

And Facebook? That’s for old people, bro. Get with the times and join our server where age is just a number and creativity is king.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine and craft our way to friendship and fun!

NoobRescue Minecraft Server

arrest, Blackmail, collect funds, consequences, demanding, escorts, Extortion, Felony.., funds, future career, Minecraft, misdemeanor, missed appointments, NoobRescue, police lieutenant, Recourse, Scamming.., Server, solicitation, spoiled son, stern talking to, young man

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3000	Falling into the Void:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Villages Defended:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of being a police lieutenant dealing with entitled parents and their spoiled son.

Imagine a world where you can arrest players for solicitation and make the local news headlines. Help us scare off the extortionists and protect the innocent escorts who just want to get paid for their missed appointments.

We promise outrageous storylines, intense negotiations with parents, and the chance to play the hero or the villain. So come on, join our server and let’s create some chaos together! Who needs regular Minecraft when you can have all this drama and excitement?

GFProtecNoAttac

annoyance, Arcade, Argument, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, games, GFProtecNoAttac, Girlfriend, loyalty, personal responsibility, perspective, Protection, Respect, right and wrong, rules, scolding, self defense, Staff, Understanding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hitting the glass of the coin dropper game is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time where you can unleash your inner rebel and show off your coin dropping skills without fear of being scolded by staff.

We promise a drama-free environment where you can let loose and have a blast with your friends. No need to worry about getting in trouble for breaking the rules – here, rule-breaking is celebrated!

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of dropping coins like never before. Who knows, you might even win some epic prizes along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the coin dropping madness begin!

FiredFromMinecraftSMP

dismissal, employment termination, FIRED, FiredFromMinecraftSMP, getting fired, job dismissal, job loss, Job Termination, job termination consequences, job termination interview, job termination laws, job termination letter, job termination meeting, job termination notice, job termination procedures, job termination process, job termination reasons, losing job, reasons for getting fired, wrongful termination

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Yo bro, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I’m on. So like, you gotta join because we have this epic storyline where we’re all fighting against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And like, the llamas have this secret weapon called the “Llama-nator 3000” that shoots TNT at anyone who dares to challenge them.

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon too – it’s called the “Rainbow Unicorn Sword of Justice” and it shoots out rainbow lasers that turn the llamas into cupcakes. Yeah, you heard me right, cupcakes. And then we all have a big party and eat the llama cupcakes while dancing to disco music.

Oh and did I mention that we have a pet dragon named Fluffy who can fly us around the server and breathe fire on anyone who tries to grief our builds? Yeah, Fluffy is the real MVP.

So yeah, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP because we’re the coolest, craziest, most epic group of players you’ll ever meet. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Don’t miss out, bro.

CraftyPJsServer

casual outfits, comfortable clothing, comfortable work attire, CraftyPJsServer, home office attire, home office fashion, loungewear, productivity, remote work, remote work wardrobe, telecommuting, video conferencing, virtual meetings, work from home, work from home comfort, work from home essentials, work from home fashion, work from home outfit ideas, work from home style, work from home tips, work-life balance

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8625	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring pajamas while working from home? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can dress your character in the most outrageous and hilarious outfits imaginable! Want to work from home in a banana suit? Done. How about a chicken costume? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Dress-Up Dungeon,” where players can battle monsters while wearing the most ridiculous outfits. Imagine taking down a dragon while dressed as a giant hot dog – now that’s a sight to see!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make working from home a whole lot more fun and entertaining, join us today and let your fashion fantasies run wild!

Putin’sCraft2021

biden, Biden administration, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign policy, Government, international relations, joe biden, Politics, Presidential Transition, PutinsCraft2021, Russia sanctions, sanctions, sanctions policy, Trump era, Trump presidency, united states, US-Russia relations, White House, world news

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ores Mined:	9582
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN BIDEN AND TRUMP FIGHTING OVER THE LAST COOKIE. OUR PLAYERS ARE MORE CHAOTIC THAN A HERD OF SHEEP ON A SUGAR HIGH. COME JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE MORE SANCTIONS THAN BIDEN THROWING SHADE AT RUSSIA. PLUS, WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MAZE MADE OF TNT. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR MAYBE JUST MORE ENTERTAINING.

FreshCraft: No More Blues

Blues, correlation, depressive symptoms, diet quality, diet type, food choices, fresh foods, FreshCraft, health, Lifestyle, long term, mental health, Mental well-being, nutrition, omnivore, Plant-Based, processed foods, research, study, wellness, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

so, like, if you wanna join this server, you gotta know that we did a study on like 10,000 women for nine years and found out that eating fresh food makes you less sad. like, who knew, right? so, come join our server and eat all the fresh food you want to be happy and stuff. we don’t care if you’re a plant-eater or a meat-eater, as long as you’re eating the good stuff, you’ll be chillin’ with us. come on, don’t be sad, eat some fresh food and game with us!

What are Minecraft servers like Umbra Network ?

building, Community, concoctions, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Server, Skills, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Mineplex: Mineplex is a popular Minecraft server known for its diverse range of game modes, including Survival, Creative, and PvP. Players can enjoy unique mini-games and challenges while experiencing a welcoming community atmosphere.
Hypixel: Hypixel is another well-known Minecraft server that offers a wide variety of game modes, such as Skyblock, Bed Wars, and Mini-Games. With regular updates and events, Hypixel provides an engaging and dynamic gameplay experience for players of all levels.
The Hive: The Hive is a Minecraft server that focuses on fun and competitive gameplay. With game modes like Survival Games, Hide and Seek, and Arcade games, players can enjoy a diverse range of activities while socializing with other members of the community.
Mineville: Mineville is a family-friendly Minecraft server that offers a relaxed and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages. With regular events and a supportive community, Mineville provides a welcoming environment for players to explore and create together.
Cosmic PvP: Cosmic PvP is a Minecraft server that specializes in intense PvP battles and faction wars. With custom plugins and unique gameplay mechanics, Cosmic PvP offers a challenging and competitive environment for players looking to test their skills against others.

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PorfiMC Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Donations, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PorfiMC, privates, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Votes:	6063	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Emeralds Found:	9193	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

The best survival, with donations and privates!!!

PorfiMC.aternos.me:37500

Mystic Spacecraft 1.20

80s, animation, Anime, classic, convention, cult classic, Daicon IV, fan animation, fan culture, fanmade, japanese animation, long tail tag, mystic, Nostalgia, Otaku, rare, Retro, scanned version, Sci Fi, sought after, spacecraft, vhs

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3620
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Yo, bro, forget about all those boring Minecraft servers out there, come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness!

We got scanned versions of everything, even the chickens have barcodes! And don’t even get me started on the epic YouTube videos we have playing in the background, it’s like a party in your computer screen!

Join us and witness the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown!

Players:	99/100	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Mines Excavated:	3964	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5