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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 5234 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 135 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.
So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!