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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9800 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
We got a secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie farm – they’re trained to do the Thriller dance on command!
Oh, and did I mention our annual Enderdragon beauty pageant? Yeah, you heard me right. We dress up those bad boys in sparkly tutus and have them strut their stuff down the runway. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server. Who needs a day off when you can spend your nights partying with us?