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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8247 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
We got a secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie farm – they’re trained to do the Thriller dance on command!
Oh, and did I mention our annual Enderdragon beauty pageant? Yeah, you heard me right. We dress up those bad boys in sparkly tutus and have them strut their stuff down the runway. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server. Who needs a day off when you can spend your nights partying with us?