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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3226 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 123 |
We got a secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie farm – they’re trained to do the Thriller dance on command!
Oh, and did I mention our annual Enderdragon beauty pageant? Yeah, you heard me right. We dress up those bad boys in sparkly tutus and have them strut their stuff down the runway. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server. Who needs a day off when you can spend your nights partying with us?