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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9505 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
We got a secret underground disco party with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie farm – they’re trained to do the Thriller dance on command!
Oh, and did I mention our annual Enderdragon beauty pageant? Yeah, you heard me right. We dress up those bad boys in sparkly tutus and have them strut their stuff down the runway. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell ya.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server. Who needs a day off when you can spend your nights partying with us?