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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9003 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4044 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Experience the thrill of training bra shopping and the joy of becoming a woman at the ripe old age of 12! Beware, though, because according to our server lore, men can get you pregnant and your body can magically carry a child.
But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where inappropriate conversations are not allowed. Unless, of course, your brother-in-law decides to drop by and start spouting off uncomfortable truths.
So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, family drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?