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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 11
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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