Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Dragon Scales Harvested: 370 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 144
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Elemental Crystals Collected: 31

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3081
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Alien Abductions: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6794 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 248
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Players Killed by Monsters: 917

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 3090

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Players Killed by Monsters: 3040
    Potions Brewed: 185 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Secret Passages Found: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Magic Items Found: 5042
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Animals Bred: 169
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 50
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 133 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Towns Built: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Farms Harvested: 720
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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