Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Runes Activated: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 8098
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Alien Abductions: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 149 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 20
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Ores Mined: 8790

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3696 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Crops Grown: 5329
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Animals Bred: 101 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Players Killed by Monsters: 702 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Void Gems Collected: 35

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Buildings Constructed: 11
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8287 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Dimension Hops: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 241
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 30
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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