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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6801 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
Villages Defended: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!
And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?
So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!