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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9015 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7662 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 163 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s, like, totally insane and wacky? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into song and dance randomly.
oh, and did i mention that if u join this server, u get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yep, u heard that right. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so u know they’ll always have ur back.
also, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on the server every full moon. so if u wanna catch a glimpse of the infamous legend, u better join now!
come join us on this wild ride of a server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. see u there, fellow minecrafters!
