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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 6474 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 532 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s, like, totally insane and wacky? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into song and dance randomly.
oh, and did i mention that if u join this server, u get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yep, u heard that right. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so u know they’ll always have ur back.
also, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on the server every full moon. so if u wanna catch a glimpse of the infamous legend, u better join now!
come join us on this wild ride of a server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. see u there, fellow minecrafters!
