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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 1599 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s, like, totally insane and wacky? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into song and dance randomly.
oh, and did i mention that if u join this server, u get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yep, u heard that right. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so u know they’ll always have ur back.
also, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on the server every full moon. so if u wanna catch a glimpse of the infamous legend, u better join now!
come join us on this wild ride of a server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. see u there, fellow minecrafters!
