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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 550 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.