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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 4775 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 60 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 264 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2639 |
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.