Banner is a joke but welcome to the DankPods unofficial mc server, where you can find idiots like us who like ipods and shit.
mc.dankpaws.com
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Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General
Archive, character profiles, community pastebin, critique, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List website, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, group forums, kinks, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, outfits, profile image search, Profiles, recommended chat client, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, webchat
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – where we take cosplay to a whole new level! Ever wanted to roleplay as your favorite character while building epic structures and battling mobs? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes!Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where you can create character profiles, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes (yes, we said it), and engage in some seriously kinky roleplay. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more depravity than you can imagine.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is a place where you can freely share and advertise your profiles, solicit roleplay from anons, critique each others’ characters, and even gossip about site drama. And let’s not forget about our live status tracker, filtered ads, and profile image search tools – because who doesn’t love a little extra spice in their Minecraft experience?
So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Whether you’re dressing up your character in outrageous outfits or battling it out with other players in epic cosplay battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. See you there!
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River Shire
Adventures, alliances, Anarchy, Castles, Enchanting, Factions, FANTASY, keeps, landscapes, Legacy, Lore, Marketplaces, Medieval, multiplayer, Mystery, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Traditions, Vanilla, Villages, Wilderness
Welcome to River Shire, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a captivating medieval setting!
Step into a world where untamed wilderness meets bustling medieval villages, towering castles, and a rich tapestry of lore and mystery. River Shire combines the classic vanilla experience with carefully selected enhancements to create an immersive and engaging environment.
Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances with fellow players, and build your legacy in a realm inspired by medieval traditions. Whether you prefer to construct magnificent keeps, trade in bustling marketplaces, or embark on daring adventures, River Shire is the perfect place to bring your medieval dreams to life.
Join us today and start your journey in the enchanting world of River Shire!
mc35.gamehosting.it:5203
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Dreamscape Minecraft Server
advice, ancient greek, aristophanes, asmr, birds sounds, Calm, City Living, comedy, dreamscape, loud neighbors, mind reading, Minecraft, Morphing, Nightmares, Play, Server, southern accent
Are you tired of creepy ASMR people reading your mind and not helping with your nightmares? Are your neighbors keeping you up all night with their loud fights? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!Join our server and escape to a world where the only sounds you’ll hear are the peaceful chirping of birds…or maybe even some dopey southerners if you’re into that sort of thing. We promise no mind-reading ASMR people allowed!
So come on over and join us for a wacky adventure inspired by the ancient Greek comedy playwright Aristophanes. Who knows, you might even find some comedic relief for those pesky nightmares. See you in the game, anon!
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Trish Spacecraft Minecraft SMP
athlete, blonde bombshell, Canadian, Canadian beauty, Celebrity, diva, fitness icon, Fitness Model, hall of famer, magazine shoot, Minecraft, MODEL, photoshoot, porn star, Provocative, retired wrestler, Sexy, smp, spacecraft, trish, Trish Stratus, wrestling, wrestling legend, wwe
Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where every player looks like a porn star! Our custom skins will have you feeling like a celebrity as you navigate through the pixelated landscape. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground strip club where you can trade diamonds for lap dances from Endermen. Don’t miss out on the scandalous fun – join us now!
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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
7SEEDS, ai, berserk, capeshit, chainsaw man, cutting themes, Dragon Quest: Dai, Dumpster fill shovelware, fightfags, gantz, garbage slop, GetBackers, hoshino, Hunter x Hunter, Iwaaki, josei, Kakukaku Shikajika, Kingdom, literary themes, Magic Knight Rayearth, manchildren, Minecraft, Nihei, PALS, PIXEL, porn, powercreeps, rose of versailles, seinen, Server, Shoujo, Shounen, The Bugle Call, Urasawa, vagabond, vinland saga, visualcore., waifufaggotry, Yasuhiko
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!Join us if you’re a fan of powercreeps and want to show off your skills to all the manchildren out there. We’re the perfect alternative to capeshit, where you can debase your entire lifestyle around the Shounen genre. Plus, we’ve got algorithms for waifufaggotry, AI, and even porn – because why not?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a dumpster filled with shovelware, just like Shoujo manga. Except, we throw in the occasional mention of sophisticated titles like Rose of Versailles and Magic Knight Rayearth to keep things interesting.
And don’t even get us started on Josei – it’s a hidden gem that only older women, critics, and niche anime connoisseurs appreciate. Dive into titles like Kakukaku Shikajika and 7SEEDS if you want to feel like a true intellectual.
But the real fun begins with Seinen manga. We’ve got everything from lower-end fightfag appeal like Berserk and Vinland Saga to high-end masterpieces by creators like Urasawa and Nihei. It’s a vicious cycle of repetitiveness and inability to expand horizons – just like in the real world!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride through the world of manga and anime like never before. Who knew blocky pixels could be so entertaining?
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SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly NBA players trying to dunk on you while you mine for emeralds.But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground basketball court where you can challenge other players to epic slam dunk contests. And if you win, you get a special enchanted basketball that shoots fireballs instead of hoops!
Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP ever, where you never know if that creeper is actually LeBron James in disguise. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!
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Bacon Narwhal Minecraft Server
bacon, bacon narwhals at midnight, bacons at narwhal, le bacon, le bacon narwhals, le bacon narwhals at midnight, le midnight, le midnight bacons, le midnight bacons at narwhal, midnight, midnight bacons at narwhal, Minecraft, narwhal, Narwhals, narwhals at midnight, narwhals at narwhal, Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, le bacon narwhals at midnight! That’s right, every night at the stroke of twelve, narwhals made of bacon descend from the sky to wreak havoc and bring joy to all players.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken who grants wishes to those who can find it.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
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Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns
2025, Bat, Financial Planning, investing, long term investments, Minecraft, retiré, Retirement, retirement accounts, retirement funds, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement investment options, retirement planning, retirement planning tips, retirement portfolio, retirement savings, retirement strategy, smp, top holdings, Towns, xtz, ZEC
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be set for life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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DimondCraft Minecraft server
Adventure, building, Community, Creative, DimondCraft, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual
Please come in soon
DimondCraft7901.aternos.me:64218
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Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server
comfort, Cozy, cozy atmosphere, cozy embrace, cozy feelings, cozy haven, cozy indulgence, cozy moments, cozy retreat, cozy sanctuary, cozy space, cozy vibes, Cunt, INTIMATE, Minecraft, Pleasure, Relaxation, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, warmth
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!
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Cute Girls SMP – 60’s Edition
1960s music, 60s, 60s fashion, Beatles fans, BeatlesMania, british invasion, cultural impact, cute, Cute girls, Edition, female fans, Girl Power, Girls, historical moments, iconic bands, music fandom, music history, Music legends, Nostalgia, pop culture, retro style, rock and roll, smp, teenage girls, vintage fashion
Are you tired of watching cute girls in the 60’s lose their shit over the Beatles? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own Beatlemania-inspired world and watch as adorable pixelated girls lose their blocky minds over your epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that Paul McCartney himself will be making a guest appearance on the server to serenade players with his virtual tunes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness – join us now!
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Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server
10 seconds, absurd humor, Absurdity, BROKE, chuckles, chuuba, clipniggers, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, LAUGHING, meme, Minecraft, OMG, reaction, Server, social media, Video, viral
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.
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Job Interview Minecraft SMP
career opportunity, hiring process, interview, interview attire, interview etiquette, interview experience, interview feedback, interview follow-up, interview nerves, Interview preparation, interview questions, interview skills, interview success, Interview Tips, Job, job application, job candidate, Job Interview, job offer, Job Search, Minecraft, professional attire, smp
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP! Here, job interviews are conducted in the most epic way possible. Picture this: you’re sitting in a virtual office, facing off against a creeper in a suit. Your task? Convince the creeper that you’re the best candidate for the job by building the most impressive redstone contraption in under 5 minutes. If you succeed, you get the job and a diamond pickaxe as a signing bonus. Fail, and well… let’s just say you might end up in the unemployment line with a bunch of disgruntled zombies. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!
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Steamhaven
Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny
A New World Awaits Are you ready to embark on a brand new Minecraft adventure? Steamhaven is a fresh, Java-based server offering a pristine world to explore. With a focus on quality of life mods, we’ve created an environment where building and creativity can flourish. Key Features:
Ranks: free ranks for game play Fresh Start: Join a brand new server and shape your own destiny. Quality of Life Mods: Enjoy enhanced gameplay and convenience. Join us now and be among the first to experience Steamhaven!
88.211.238.88
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Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server
Android, Anime, Characters, countdown, Events, Four more days, Gacha game, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Guns, Ios, Military, Minecraft, mobile game, multiplayer, ONLINE, PIXEL, Princesses, Server, Shooter, strategy, tactical rpg, Updates, waifusAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!
So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).