DangerousDadBod in Minecraft SMP: Would you trust him with your daughter or niece?

DangerousDadBod in Minecraft SMP: Would you trust him with your daughter or niece?

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic battles between players fighting over who gets to be the official llama wrangler of the server! Rumor has it that one player tamed a creeper and now rides it around like a trusty steed. Plus, our resident villager trader is known for his questionable business practices – would you leave your daughter or niece alone with this man? Only one way to find out! Join our server now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of llama drama.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Dimension Hops: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 16
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
Magic Items Found: 4901 Battle Standards Raised: 8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Minehut

    Minehut

    Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • EcoCityCraft Economy

    EcoCityCraft Economy

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Alien Abductions: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Hopela – Survival

    Hopela – Survival

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MysticValleyCraft

    MysticValleyCraft

    Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Airidale Classic Prisons

    Airidale Classic Prisons

    Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Gods Slained: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 246 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Runes Activated: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 New Chunks Explored: 341249
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Dimension Hops: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Gods Slained: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Star Shards Collected: 185

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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