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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3949 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4089 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
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