DadTherapySwapOrImMute | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Enchantments Applied:	132	Farms Harvested:	426

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Crops Grown:	8826
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	208	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	319	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Potions Brewed:	28
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9684	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Towns Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.