DadTherapySwapOrImMute | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Animals Bred:	186
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	5181	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
New Chunks Explored:	905536	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Emeralds Found:	5745
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Friends Gang

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HeXHub.net

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

HeXHub.net is a small server that I run privately on the side and continue to expand. The server runs via a bungee cord system (Velocity) and includes several different servers with different game modes. On HeXHub.net there is a cross-server rights, bans, friends and coin system.Survival Various plugins are installed on the survival server, which improve the experience but in no way significantly change the original vanilla gameplay. I’ve been running the survival server for a good 5 years and only recently started turning it into a bungee cord server. HeXHub.net will primarily remain a vanilla survival server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.