DadTherapySwapOrImMute | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	1552
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Emeralds Found:	7221
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	999
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Crops Grown:	7616

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	149	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	New Chunks Explored:	357940
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.